I like the Number Fifty!
Mathmatically speaking, I'm not what my 3rd Grade Teacher, Mrs. Alexander would call much of an 'Arithmetic Student'.
Which is exactly what she told Mama and Daddy every Six Weeks on my 1956 Report Card.
Report Card Key: S = Satisfactory (SoSmart) N = Needs Improvement (Not GettinIt)
Now, 'The Squirt',that'd be YearYoungerBrother, was an 'Arithmetic Genuis' with all Big S's on his report card.
However, on report card day, I was pretty smug with my 'All Big S's' in
'Respects Public,Private Property.
Remember, I told you earlier about him being a 'Rock Throwin Pest'?
Well, anyway, 54 years later he's still gettin Big $'s in Arithmetic.
This GRIT...I'm still 'Not GettinIt'.
Thank goodness for the ArithmetiCalculator.
I'm always lookin for this Number 50!
Number Fifty Candles were a great substitute for Fifty Candles!
Survived being 'Half a Century Old'.
Sounds pretty young now!
Yep, This Is It!
PS...Notice the 55 in the 'Height column'? That should have been 55 inches or 4ft 8inches.
Right above that was my end of the year 'Weight'...61 lbs.
Yep, just 6 digits difference.
I was nearly as tall as I was wide...mathmatically speaking!
Now does that make sense? No wonder I got BigN's.
Anyone can see that those legs are way longer than they are wide!