When finally he began to 'Speak' he was a conservative and thoughtful speaker. He had one word for his parents...DaaE! One word for me and HiHoney...Papa! One word for food and drink...YaYa! One word for comfort...TeTe...his blanket! For everything else he just Pointed and everyone jumped and fetched.
As his vocabulary grew he spoke a language of his own....Jabberwocky. Or so I thought, until I saw him slide open the IPad...touch the SpongeBob APP and repeat everything SpongeBob said....in Japanese! Right then I knew he would be Bi-lingual, a great Orator and Master Magpie!
Now that his vocabulary has increased...both in English and Japanese... and his Magpie Skills are at a peak...his Freedom of Speech is often discouraged. Actually, I should say....threatened with a good soapin'!
Yep, the forbidden 'S Words'.
Come On, Ya'll...where do you think I heard those words? Ya'll spent all that time trying to get me to speak...SAY Nana...SAY I love you...SAY SAY SAY! Well, now I'm ready to SAY what I hear YOU SAY!
Here it comes! He, Elmo and I went to HEB yesterday...just the three of us...I'm driving...Jack is relaxed, groovin' on the passing scenery and talking to himself.
ShutUp! Shit! ShutUp! Shit! ShutUp! Shit! ShutUp!
I know Elmo, but I don't have any Soap! Besides sometimes you just gotta get it outta your system!
Look on the bright side...we are not out in Public!
Elmo, you can only look shocked and I already know those 'S Words' so let's Chalk It Up to....
A Two Year Olds Right to The Freedom of Speech!