Oh, I'm good at Right and Left....I always go right that way I'm never wrong. It works...oh, I'd say, five outta ten right turns. It's the five turns that shoulda been left that always gets me in trouble as the 'Navigational Map Reader'. The best excuse I can come up with after making the wrong right turns is that Stupid Map.
Here I am with a 5x10 neatly folded map of Texas and I only need to see the part that shows West Texas.
You'd think after flipping it open you'd be able to unfold just that little section. But, nnnnooooooo, the MapMiesters are all from East Texas and think their part of Texas should be on top of the Foldarama!
Ya'll have seen Pickups pulling Campers driving down the highway with the front windshield covered with a map...right? That is me...showing HiHoney that we should of turned RIGHT right down there on that little bitty squiggly line that leads to the TPee that runs along that blue snakey line that says RioGrande Camp Ground!
That was HiHoney...the guy you saw hanging out the drivers side window. I don't know what his problem was. I couldn't help it that the map went from 5x10 inches to 5x10 feet with OneFlip and 27 East to West UnFolds.
The problem with that is that it's a painting and is screwed to the wall of the camper. In all honesty, if I navigated by the tree trunk map, my Hi Honey would be putting me and the map out at the first Right wrong turn.
You see the painting was done by a Yankee Artist Friend who looked at Texas as the perfect PokeFun PunPlace.
PS...Ya'll might want to get one of those 5x10 inch Texas Maps, or Google MapQuest, or even better get one of those TomTomThingies.
I sure wouldn't want Ya'll to make a wrong Right turn and end up in Anytown,Texas or Eenny, Meeny, Minney or Moe, Texas. I can't tell you a thing about them...I haven't made that Right wrong turn ... YET!
PPS...HiHoney is out shopping for one of those TomTom Thingies!