In West Texas there's a 'DubYa' Thingy we Always say to
'Watch Where Ya Step and Watch Where Ya Sit'!
Yep, the Greens of Texas can be 'Real Purty' and 'Real Prickly'!
Those Purty Yellow Flower plants are Sticker Weeds and the Dried Grassy Stuff is Tumble Weeds.
Have Ya'll heard about Texas Tumble Weeds?
Not toooo Bad when Green, but when Brown.....WWYS!!!
Tumbleweeds are not originally from Texas...Really...they are thought to have originated in Russia...Really!
If your interested in Tumbleweeds and want to know more...Click HERE but WWYS!!!
Folks come from FarAnWide, USA to dig up the Desert Plants of West Texas.
Us Texans are like, What For?
Come to find out it's the latest Thingy in what's called 'ZeroScaping'.
Yep, that's where ya have the whole yard in all the Cactus and Rocks in Texas.
Course to achieve that ya gotta have a Landscape Architect, a Backhoe, a Dump Truck, and a Crew with Shovels, Steeltoed Boots, Sticker Proof Gloves and Lots of Muscles.
Again, us Texans are like, What For?
The Agave and FishHook Barrell cactus grow right here in the Front Yard. It's a Menace!
Are ya'll Sure that's what you want?
I have to get a ten foot pole for when the paper boy throws like a girl...cept this GRIT who throws like Nolan Ryan.
And if you think your gonna catch any fish with those hooks....think again. Go ahead, SuckaFish...WWYS.
Now one thing you don't need in ZeroScaping is a WaterBoy! Why???
Well, from what I understand....that's the ZeroPart....ZeroWater!
Course that's not Totally True...even Cactus need some Water. Rocks???
Just a little to wash off the dust so you can see what all those DumpTruckBucks brought ya.
I'd rather have Container Tomatoes, Pink Begonias, Hanging AirPlane Plants, Little Nomes and This WaterBoy than all the DumpTruckBucks in Texas!
Yep, He Loves being a Texas Gardner.....Just like his NanaSue!!!
One Ten Foot Pole!!