Which is better...two...click...or three?
...click...click...and now, three or four?
Now what's the smallest row of letters that you can read?
OMG...the last row... i c a n s e e
Your distance vision has improved.
That's good news...how can that be...I thought the older you get ... yada yada yada!
Your CATARACTS are thickening.
Walking out of TSO (Texas State Optical) the first thing I said was, "Mama, look how big my shoes are." Right after that I nearly fell flat on my face stepping off the curb....it suddenly was two feet higher and my shoe laces looked like ropes.
Holy Cow, everything was gigantic and I felt like heaving!
"Sue, take off the glasses and put them in the case. You only need them for reading," Mama said as she pulled away from the fat curb.
But, mama, I want to wear them all the time. My friends do.
Really? Cataracts? Are you sure?
The older you get....yada yada yada!